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Khloe is trying to have children. Kourtney has two children, but doesn't want her spouse Scott Disick -- Master Disick, as he calling himself -- to come to Las vegas, because he will celebration too much. Kim says a lot of bad things about her ex-husband, Kris Humphries, and then gets a cat as a present from her present partner, Kanye Western.
Come along as we watching, the sister crawling the street of miami. Never miss every episode. Scott will continue to build his portfolio by exploring the possibility of opening a restaurant there. Watching Kourtney and Kim Take Miami Season 1 Episode 1 Welcome Back to Miami Free Online streaming, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami 1×1, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami S1 Eps 1, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami s1e1, Kourtney and Kim Take Miami Season 1 Episode 1 online
Summary this episode : The Miami adventures of the Kardashian sisters are followed when Season 5 of the reality series opens with Kim and Khloé expressing concern over Kourtney's relationship with Scott. Meanwhile, Khloé tries to get Kim to open up about her impending divorce, but Kim's attention is focused on her new kitten.
Kourtney, along with her children Mason and Penelope and boyfriend Scott, will share a mansion with Kim in Miami as the sisters make the destination beach city their home base for the next few months. After the recent grand opening of the DASH boutique on Melrose in Los Angeles, and the continued success of the DASH store in New York City, the two businesswomen are intent on bringing the DASH Miami boutique up to snuff. In addition to preparing for her "The X Factor" co-hosting duties, business partner and younger sister Khloé will also visit the city throughout the season to check in on her sisters and make sure her investment in DASH is protected and her opinion is heard. While in Miami, Can all three sisters, along with two little ones and Scott, live harmoniously together or is another Kardashian storm about to hit Miami?
Season 1, Episode 1
Aired: January 20, 2013
Welcome Back to Miami
Kourtney arrives in Miami without Scott; Kim is focused on being a good mom to her new kitten.
What I did not know - what Wikipedia was unable to tell me - is that Kourtney & Kim Take Miami would make me feel like I just visited an orphanage for brain-damaged children, except instead of being run by kindly old nuns it's just a big room with windows on the outside for people to peer in.
But having never watching a Kardashian show before, and having only a cursory understanding of who's who (it took five minutes before I realized both Kourtney and Khloe were in this premiere episode - I thought the camera kept alternating between one sister's good side and bad side), I didn't realize what was involved. Topics covered in the season premiere include children, exes, clothes, partying, Miami, YOLO, feces and the ills of gossiping (irony level: off the charts).
"The poop is halfway in its **** and it won't come out," Kim says, in real words that actually come out of her mouth. She then consults Siri on her iPhone to find out how to deal with constipated cats. Wikipedia tells me Kim is now pregnant with Kanye's child. I believe Siri can also help when poop is halfway in a child's **** and won't come out.
Like most reality TV, Kourtney & Kim Take Miami is semi-scripted and fully staged. I get that. It's fluffy wish-fulfillment for a young, female audience, and I am neither. I get that. I kind of don't even want to talk about it anymore, the same way I wouldn't want to talk about seeing a dog get hit by a truck. I just want to forget that it's a thing and go back to being blissfully ignorant of most things Kardashian.
But if you're a fan, enjoy! It looks like there will be a lot of drama and stuff this season. I promise I won't judge you if you choose to watching it.